Magical Rainbow Unicorn Powers

*Names have been changed to protect the guilty*
This post has slightly adult content, so don’t continue if you have an issue with that.

                   Source: via Cristina on Pinterest

Me: Hey Boogie, you know gay men die at 30 right?
Simon LaBuff: Why am I still alive?
Simon LaBuff: <— OLD!
Simon LaBuff: OMG I’m the oldest one of the triforce!
Me: You’re the magic gay.
Simon LaBuff: and the wisest…
Simon LaBuff: lol Kidding!
Me: You have magical rainbow unicorn powers.
Me: They keep you alive after the gay death.
Me: Kind of like a gay zombie.
Simon LaBuff: I command the legions of unicorns, Pegasus, and My Little Ponies against the forces of evil! Muahahahaha! 
Simon LaBuff: I command them with the magic of my Nimbus 3000! 
Me: Your magic Nimbus 3000 wouldn’t happen to be kept in your pants would it?
Simon LaBuff: lol no it’s a broomstick.
Me: A broomstick in your pants?
Simon LaBuff: My “other” nimbus is Herman the One Eyed German
Simon LaBuff: Also known as The Chopper!
Me: I’d be afraid if someone was coming at me with something called “The Chopper”
Simon LaBuff:  Hmm… Note to self-need better penis name.
Me: Um, yeah.
Simon LaBuff: I refer to J-dizzle’s as Dr. Awesome.
Gayvid: That was TMI to the max, and deliciously awesome.
Gayvid: And uncomfortable at the same time.
Simon LaBuff:  Why?
Simon LaBuff: Oh the penis.
Simon LaBuff: References!
Simon LaBuff: Never say “Oh the penis” without an ending on that sentence.
Gayvid: Yeah, I love thinking of men as objects, but I never objectify my friends.
Gayvid: So that was a little odd for me.
Simon LaBuff: It’s all in good humor.
Simon LaBuff: Angie and I are all live and unsensored.
Angie is a single lady who just bought her first home in a cute neighborhood in Salt Lake City, UT. She works full time, goes to school part time, and manages three (soon to be four) blogs. In her free time she enjoys hosting parties, decorating, creating art, crafting, reading, writing, good coffee, good wine and beer, and trying new things.
  • becca

    that has got to be the single best conversation I've been privy to in a long time thank you for sharing and making my night

  • Cerise

    Ha! So many giggles. Thanks for that.

  • Jo-Anne Meadows

    Magical Rainbow Unicorns are awesome just like this conversation…………lol