Hello, my name is Angie, and I have an addiction. No, it’s not drugs, or booze, or anything serious like that… Well, maybe my wallet thinks it’s serious, but it should just sit down and shut up or something. I have an addiction for cute nerdy panties. You know, ladies underwear that look like something a comic-book eight-year old would be obsessed with. So what if I’m 29 years old-I’ll be that comic character obsessed kid at heart until the day I die. I’ll be a little old granny wearing Spiderman underwear and laughing at my friends who where those giant silky things that grandma’s have drawers full of.
I have quite the collection of nerd panties at this point, in fact there are probably more super heroes in my underwear drawer than there are laces, polka-dots, or bows… It’s cool. I like it that way. I like picking out a new pair of nerd panties. They have to be equally comfortable as they are cute. They have to feel soft, and they have to be just the right size-because while I want to know I’m wearing cute panties all day, I don’t want to feel those cute panties all day. When you find the right pair of soft panties that don’t dig in or ride up (hello, I don’t need to be picking Thor’s face out of my butt all day), you buy as many pairs and hold onto them as long as you can.
Unfortunately, occasionally tragedy strikes. (And yes, it’s about to get a little TMI for some of you-but hey, if you’re a girl you are going to know exactly where I’m coming from.) Before you know it Ironman has been defeated by the surprisingly strong and unsuspected villain-Aunt Flo.
What a beeyotch.
I’ve never been someone who’s regular with their menstrual cycle, so I know this feeling all too well. Even taking birth control where it becomes regulated only gives me a “general idea” of when my cycle will start so I spend nearly a week practically looking around the corner expecting to find that villain looming and waiting to pounce on a pair of my favorite underoos and I’m left feeling all uncomfortable and angry. I want to #BringComfyBack!
If you think waiting for her to pounce is the only problem, you’d be wrong. Even after I’ve gone through the painful battle with my monthly arch nemesis and I think I’m in the clear, she can sometimes make a small and futile attempt to rear her ugly head once more. It’s usually not super bad, but she has still claimed a victim or two with the unsuspected backlash.
Not cool Flo, not cool. Leave Wonder Woman alone!
U by Kotex® Lightdays® Liners are kind of like armor for your super hero panties-protecting another favored pair from their untimely demise. However, they’re the most comfy kind of armor you’ve ever felt. It used to be that I’d just take my chances and pray that I’d catch Aunt Flo before she ruined anything because I hated the itchy and uncomfortable feel of panty liners. However, these ones are different-they fit comfortably and their soft and silky so they feel just as comfortable as regular underwear. Plus they’re small and discreet, so they’re super easy to just stick in my pocket or purse in case I need to change one later-in fact you can fit a whole pack in your purse or your carry on with ease. I’ve been happy to add them as a further step in preventing the loss of any more hard to find nerdy undies. Eat it Flo!
Lost that comfy feeling? Well guess what, you can-for free! You can request your own free sample at bringcomfyback.com and make sure you like them before you go out and stock up on these little comfy shields of protection.
You should also take a moment and upload your best picture of gif showing off your uncomfortable selfie with the hashtag #BringComfyBack, because you could be awarded a cool monthly prize to celebrate! Each month one lucky winner will be awarded a $200 Urban Outfitters Giftcard, A GoPro Hero 3 White Camera, a $100 Sephora Gift Card, and U by Kotex products!
At the end of the contest, the person with the most creative uncomfortable selfie will win a trip to L.A. with a girlfriend, an exclusive U by Kotex photo shoot to be their new social star, and $2,000 spending cash! Really crank it out-they’re judging entries on originality, style, and LOL factor. Make it funny and make it good-you could be the big winner!
